You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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