R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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