going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
