i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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