Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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