The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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