Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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