Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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