that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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