Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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