hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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