stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Randomize