He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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