We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
