Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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