Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
did you just send me my own nude
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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