is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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