talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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