sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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