Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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