my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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