spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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