is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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