so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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