Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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