yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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