Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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