Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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