We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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