You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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