white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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