I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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