Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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