Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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