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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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