too bad you live with your parents still
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
There are leaves in my underwear?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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