Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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