Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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