East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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