Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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