I puked a lego.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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