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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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