so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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