Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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