so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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