absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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