i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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