so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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