Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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