Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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