ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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