no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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