I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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