Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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