I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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