I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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