Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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